@danielweizmann

• Any news from the relatives? Check your OY-mail. 1 week ago

• "Ich ken nit." (That's no-can-do in Yiddish.) 2 weeks ago

• "The cheap sheikh and the chic shah seek to speak at a secret spa." --Kenneth King 3 weeks ago

• Follow your in-stink. 4 weeks ago

• "What am I? A shmuck on wheels?" --Morrie the Wigman 4 weeks ago

• "You gotta be a Jew, lady. It's 105 in here and you're the only one wearing a stole." --Don Rickles 4 weeks ago

• "Reason is a slowpoke." --Yiddish Proverb 4 weeks ago

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